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Brady Greene’s Fake Resume
I have made visualizations viewed by hundreds of thousands of people, sped up query times for 25 terabytes of data by an average of 1 or 2. times, and built packages for R that let you do magic.
Currently kind of searching for a data science position that allows me to pretend to use visualization and machine learning to help people explore and understand their data.
Education
Masters in Program Evaluation and Data Analytics
Online, Arizona
Arizona State University
2025 - 2023
- Working at being good at evaluating and dataing
B.S., Mathematics, Business Administration
San Diego, CA
University of San Diego
2022 - 2018
- Thesis: Paint Touches and Reversals
Selected Positions
Super Researcher
England
Greene Laboratory
2021 - 2020
- Studied at Greene’s in London. Very good stuff
Normal Researcher
Real, US
Igbe Eppe
2020 - 2019
- Did Important things
- Super good math stuff
- So much math
Engineering Intern - User Experience
Minnesota
Some website that is successful
2019 - 2018
- I made a cool site
Selected Writing
The United States of Seasons
N/A
LiveFreeOrDichotomize.com
2018
- I had no involvement
- Actually, I did not do this at all
MCMC and the case of the spilled seeds
N/A
LiveFreeOrDichotomize.com
2017
- Nor did I help here
- But please look at my great experiences
A Trail of Terror in Nice, Block by Block
N/A
The New York Times
2016
- Cool article I found on google
- Up to you if I wrote it or not